So, you are probably wondering why this card has a squirrel in military attire. Here is the backstory on this one. My brother is an avid hunter, and one day he came out with this story about how the squirrels were conducting a skillfully strategized attack upon him when he was in the woods, and he decided that it was an elite squirrel special forces squad called "The Gray Berets". Yes, we laughed until we almost peed. To this day, the gray berets are still a joke in my family, and guess what??? His birthday is Sunday. After the picture, I wrote on the inside of the card, "The Gray Berets never take a day off. Happy birthday, and watch out!!" HAHAHA.