My boyfriend's birthday is in a couple of weeks, and he HATES his birthday. He will be 29, and says he is old, blah, blah, blah, poor me....whatever. He is a huge Simpsons fan, and I used MTC to cut this with a doodle font from fontriver.com.
The inside is going to say:
"You can say 'Eat my shorts' to your birthday all you want, but it will still smack you in the @$$ !! D' oh"